Why it’s better to be the boss …

The Organizational Chart which explains “Why its better to be the boss!”

Very true. Isn’t it ?
It gets worse if one or more of your boss’es fly away and someone new comes in! :)

Were are you currently?

[via DaTaste]
Please note : Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental

3 comments | April 15th, 2006 at 10:08pm

Humor: Trainee at a MNC…

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Bring me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded:
“You fool; you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone.

2 comments | September 16th, 2005 at 12:58pm

Device for NASA Space Shuttle

Typical Indian guy! :) Found this one real funny.

In India, its a traditional custom to tie a lemon and couple of chillies (as shown in the above pic) to new vehicles that you buy. Its believed that the vehicle wont have any problems, and would be free from evil!

1 comment | August 1st, 2005 at 08:26pm

Copy - Paste in real life

Came across this mail forward today. Would like to share it over here…

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Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers.One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying,”That woman was my mother!” The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out “…and I can’t remember who she was!”

Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste.

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Fully agree with the moral of the story! :)

1 comment | July 27th, 2005 at 05:34pm

Stress, tension and panic..

Q: What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

A: Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

:)

1 comment | July 7th, 2005 at 02:23pm